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“Naam Badla, Nasïb Nahin: Andaman’s Great Rebranding Without Reform”

 In the Andaman and Nicobar Islands , the fastest thing in government is not a ship, not an air ambulance, not even an internet connection. It is the speed at which names are changed. Old names fall like coconut trees in a cyclone; new names sprout overnight on boards, letterheads and Twitter bios. First came the airport. Once simply Port Blair Airport, it was renamed Veer Savarkar International Airport back in 2002, in honour of Vinayak Damodar Savarkar , who spent 11 years in the Cellular Jail . The new glass-and-steel terminal now proudly displays its upgraded identity, while islanders quietly calculate ticket fares the way cardiologists calculate risk. The “international” in the name gave the public hope; what actually went international were the airfares. Local leaders and activists have repeatedly raised the issue of unreasonably high ticket prices, poor connectivity and almost non-existent medical evacuation facilities, warning that critical patients struggle to get seats t...

“Suno Andamanwalo! Andaman Ban Raha Hai Maldives… Bas Bijli Aur Paani Chor Do”

 Welcome to the picturesque Andaman & Nicobar Islands, where the beaches shine, the coconuts fall in rhythm, tourists float in luxury, and the locals? Well, they’re navigating potholes, blackout schedules, and tanker water with Olympic-level patience. In this exotic dreamland, the administration has found its new obsession: not electricity, not hospitals, not bridges, but eco-resorts. Yes, because nothing screams “inclusive development” like a ₹391 crore luxury retreat at Long Island while the common man sits in darkness, fanning mosquitoes with old election pamphlets. As per the official vision, eco-resorts will bloom at Smith Island, Shaheed Dweep, Long Island, Aves Island, and Sri Vijaya Puram. With budgets ranging from ₹60 crore to nearly ₹400 crore, these will feature five-star rooms, wellness spas, water villas, and if luck permits uninterrupted power. Meanwhile, back in the real Andamans, the NVVN Chatham power plant has been shut down for “upgradation,” resulting in sch...

Zubair Ahmed: The Voice That Echoed the Soul of the Andamans

 In the tranquil yet vibrant tapestry of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, Zubair Ahmed stood as a towering figure, a journalist whose words illuminated the shadows and gave voice to the unheard. His untimely passing on July 7, 2022, left an indelible void in the hearts of islanders and the journalistic community. As the editor of The Light of Andamans and a contributor to platforms like Being Islander, Zubair was more than a chronicler of events; he was a beacon of truth, a defender of justice, and a storyteller who wove the essence of the Andamans into his work. Today, in 2025, as the islands continue to navigate the complexities of development, identity, and preservation, Zubair’s legacy remains a guiding light, inspiring a new generation to carry forward his mission. Zubair Ahmed’s journalism was rooted in a profound love for the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Through The Light of Andamans, a news magazine he revived alongside his mentor Govind Raju, and later through his independ...

Bijli Ka Googly : Andaman’s Monsoon Power-Cut Fiesta

Welcome to the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, where the monsoon rains drench our lush green shores and the electricity pulls a vanishing act faster than a street magician in a crowded bazaar. Power cuts, or as we lovingly call them, “bijli ka chhutti,” aren’t just glitches they’re our island legacy, as woven into our lives as fishing nets and coconut groves. The moment a raindrop dares to kiss those oh-so-modern underground (UG) cables, the lights flicker, the fans sigh, and we’re plunged into darkness. This is our story, a satirical splash through powerless monsoon days, written for you, our fellow islanders, who know the struggle all too well. When the monsoon clouds sweep in, turning our islands into a glistening, wet paradise, you’d think it’s time to brew some chai, fry pakoras, and enjoy. But hold that thought. The second a drop of water sneaks onto those fancy UG cables--poof! The power’s gone, like a guest who leaves without saying goodbye. Your fridge becomes a fancy cupboard, y...

World Earth Day: The Great Indian Tamasha of Loving Earth to Death

Arre bhai, aaj hai World Earth Day! Time to wear that khadi kurta, plant a selfie with a sapling, and post “#SaveEarth” on Insta while sipping filter coffee from a disposable cup. One day to act like we care about Mother Earth, while our netas and babus play Khatron Ke Khiladi with forests, rivers, and turtles. It’s a proper Indian tamasha, full of drama, zero logic, and a big fat “chalta hai” attitude. Let’s take a look at how Earth Day has become a joke, with Hyderabad University’s jungle jhol and the Great Nicobar Island circus leading the show. First, picture this: Earth Day is like that annual family function where everyone promises to “stay in touch” but forgets by evening. Governments tweet about “green India,” corporates sell “eco-friendly” plastic bottles, and we feel good for switching off a light bulb for 10 minutes. But behind the scenes? It’s baap re baap level destruction. Our sarkar loves Earth Day’s photo-ops but also loves bulldozers, coal mines, and “development” that...

The Looming Crisis of Electricity Privatisation in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands

The Andaman and Nicobar Islands, an archipelago home to over 400,000 residents, is on the brink of a transformative shift in its electricity management. The local administration has initiated a bidding process for the complete privatisation of electricity distribution and retail supply, marking a significant transition from public to private management. While this aligns with the Government of India’s broader vision of Atmanirbhar Bharat, it raises serious concerns about affordability, accessibility, and the welfare of residents. Privatisation is not a novel concept. The government has experimented with it in various sectors, often with mixed results. However, applying this model to an essential service like electricity, particularly in an isolated region such as the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, warrants critical scrutiny. Electricity Privatisation: A Double-Edged Sword Privatisation often brings the promise of increased efficiency and improved service quality. However, these benefits ...

Power Cuts: The Islander’s Birthright (As Important as Our Morning Tea!)

We’ve all got our daily routines: a cup of tea, breakfast, maybe a quick scroll through the news. And then, like clockwork, there’s the inevitable guest we didn’t ask for—power cuts. It’s almost like the power department is playing a game of “Guess when we’ll go dark today!” But don’t worry, we islanders have come to accept it. After all, just like our fundamental rights, these power cuts have become part of our daily lives—our birthright, if you will. We don’t just live with them; we own them. Power Cuts Without Intimation: Our Daily Surprise Party Imagine waking up every morning wondering, “Will today be a full electricity day, or just half?” Power cuts around here are like surprise parties—except there’s no cake, no fun, just darkness. And then, just when you think you’ve survived the random blackouts, Saturday rolls in with its official power cut. Yes, this one comes with a notice! Because why give you electricity on a relaxing weekend when you can sit in the dark, sweating? The be...